Metaphor Mania

[Aramos Mirana]

The most dangerous ninjas are the bears that reside in the Dark Forests. They dice up genin with their senbon-lined paws and feast on them with their mouths full of kunai.

[Magatama]

I want to kill myself.

The ninja was so leafy that he could only spam kill under Takumi hospital.

[Leevi]

6 hours ago, Niro said:

Not even half of these are metaphors. Lemme give you an example; "It's raining men". It's not litterally raining with men, but is usually said when lots of men are around, or a lady has lots of men around her etc.
Or like "She was fishing for some compliments". She's not litterally fishing for compliments, but we all know what she's looking/hinting at.

Only thing those entries are gonna be fishing, is a few likes. Ain't gonna catch a win.  

Oh damn, I didn’t realize people were actually trying to win. I thought we were all making jokes to be completely honest. 

[Ori]

Nin patches are like fighting fever by rolling in the snow during the winter, it only makes it worse... and come as often as a 80 yo man with an erectile dysfunction (Deathmall).



 

[Kesu]

The ninja was so Brazilian that he could join the Sand ANBU.

[Breeze]

Ever since a few Akatsuki got banned and Shinobi Striker came out Takumi has been like a black hole.. Empty but somehow sucking everyone in from Leaf and Sand.

Ninja Tool NPC Benki is melting from the lava hot RYO that he gets. The ryo doesn't even have time to cool off from the factory its made in before it's given to him for tools.

Neo Akatsuki Cloaks have flying Nimbus as there logo.(I know its not a metaphor but its a fun fact :D)

Nin Online is like Digimon...Take forever digitize and when it does only1 thing changes....It's name

[Broly OLD]

Content.

[Clash]

The ninja ( cough Rory) was soo smart he could make lag disappear with a blinding genjutsu. 

[mufasa]

The Ninja Lost Hope So He Broke his feathers and became missing 

[Maraki]

Gentle fist air palms is pretty much bleach stuck in your eyes.

[Zuh]

Zuh is so Zuh that he could Zuh.

[Doll Miraju]

For our war:

Where leaves gently float, sand scatters - And where sand slumbers, leaves burn. 

 

It takes a hand full of seeds to fight the desert, a forest wouldn't stand a chance. 

 

For the update we all want:

Only a stroll through time can tell if the upcoming ocean will be a pleasant tsunami or a disastrous creek.

 

 

And a bonus:

Ninonline is the apple of our eye. Sometimes a sea of sorrows, mostly a blanket of clouds. For those that know the ropes, the early birds, to the rookies that lose their mind and soul. Those with cold feet to the night owls. They pass the point of no return, diving into the nin realm. All looking for the smell of succes as they gather heaps of courage to fight through walls of uncertainty until they swim in knowledge. Living a dream until the bitter end. 

How many metaphors are in that? hahaha!! Sorry I had to. 

[Raku]

The roar of the battlefield echos across takumi.
My toes surrounded by flowers,
Have become a blanket of ghosts.
I shake the dust from my feet.
A sea of sadness, or perhaps a shade of hope.

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

Nin is like a McDonalds milkshake machine. Eveybody wants it and wants their product to be perfect, but it frequently breaks and makes people angry at the employees who have to give refunds.

[Desert Mouse]

Peace was steeping so strongly throughout Leaf, one would think Tora finally became an accompaniment to the ninja bears' chakai (tea gathering). 

- Teakage Mika

[Itachi Uchiha]

I'll be your first like ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Critics]

Err what to say? Oh i know err give me a moment. Ok i think i got,

Lord Kashimono is so normal he could ,,,,,, 

[Kento Yama]

The ninja was so powerful he could kill thousands of larvae and still not get a coupon.

[Feinz]

Rory fixed chidori.

[Makoto]

This mastery sucks. That mastery sucks. This mastery is OP.

Any mastery could be a noodle in the wrong hands, and a sword in the right ones.